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Saturday, December 24, 2022

Have a YUL That's Cool!

I couldn't just leave the old blog hanging this holiday season with a despondent post. It's not that I don't still feel like having a blue Christmas, just that I also think there's room for comfort and joy. Besides, Santa himself is having a reggae Christmas with plenty of good vibes and sunny ways...

. . .

Now wait a minute, you might say: That linked post was about Justin Trudeau's Rastafarian holiday, not Santa Claus. But what if I told you there's a possibility that... they're one and the same...?


Every year, the Canadian minister of transport (this year it's Omar Alghabra, a right jolly young elf) is tasked with a mission to authorize Santa's sleigh to travel through Canadian arctic airspace (which Putin the Grinch would like to lay claim to himself, but not if Christmas Chrystia and Paddington Zelensky have anything to say about it).

Here's the thing, though: look who makes an appearance at the beginning of the video: the dashing (and dancing) secret agent from Ottawa himself.

"Omar, it's time."

It's time for the sleigh to... leave the secret hangar at the airport with call sign YUL, perhaps.

Otherwise known as Pierre Trudeau International out of Montreal.

Now you can't tell me that man in the red suit at the end of the video is anywhere near as chubby as the mythical figure ought to be. He looks too fit and trim, doesn't he? Maybe that "Jamaica farewell" is just a ruse to disguise what Justin Kringle is really doing... for his birthday...
 
Delivering for Canadians.



(First and foremost he's delivering for Canadians, anyway. Then it's off to deliver for the whole rest of the world... and, who knows, maybe Mars too, if Elon the muskrat doesn't chew up the works).

And of course he gets back Justin Time for the family vacation to continue, since after all, in order to circumnavigate the globe in one night, one would have to rethink concepts as basic as space and time.
 
Skippy Poilievre really wanted the Hess Truck this year... to disrupt democracy and install him as (sub)prime minister at the North Pole -- er, Parliament Hill. Instead, he got "clean coal" in his stocking (or maybe those are bitumen pucks from Alberta... they sure aren't bitcoins, that's for sure...)

I don't know why Omar got so much flak for this video. Maybe it was sent out as a test to see who's a humbug and who still believes. I sure do, don't you?


(Wow, Josh Groban sure does look like someone we know.)

Merry Christmas, Joyeux Noël, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Hogmanay (for our Scottish friends), Happy New Year, and season's greetings to all, whatever you celebrate this time of year.

And a very Happy Birthday to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who this year celebrates... his thirtieth anniversary of turning twenty-one. Enjoy the milk and cookies, Santa baby -- and remember to drink responsibly if you partake of any Jamaica rum.



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Sunday, December 18, 2022

I Wish I Had a River I Could Skate Away On

One of my favourite "non-traditional Christmas films" is Better Off Dead, a dark comedy about wanting to kill yourself by making a death run down a ski trail. It's not such a wonderful life for me, which is why I was heartbroken that Canada is delaying the mental health expansion of its euthanasia program. So I wrote a letter, not to Santa, but to the relevant ministers in charge . . .

. . .

Before I get to the actual letter, which I sent to David Lametti (Minister of Justice and Attorney General, and a far superior improvement over his predecessor), Carolyn Bennett (Minister of Mental Health and Addictions and Associate Minister of Public Health, who seems to work much better alongside team-player Lametti than his narcissistic predecessor), and Jean-Yves Duclos (Minister of Public Health, another Quebecer who, like Lametti, deals in the realm of common sense, unlike Lametti's infamous predecessor), I want to preface this piece with a few disclaimers and recommended reads.

First off, if anyone reads this, don't bother wasting 9-1-1 resources like a common Freedumb Convoy fool, because I am not planning anything right now. (I don't even know how to ski.)

Second off, if you want a summary/addendum to this piece, read my Twitter thread, before the cuckoo's nest burns down due to proximity to a spontaneously-combusting Tesla. (I'll probably be tweeting more about this in the coming weeks and months, leading up to whenever the vote on this is held in Parliament.) Also, please have a look at Dale Smith's excellent counterpoint at his blog Routine Proceedings, and André Picard's pushback against the hemming and hawing, in his op-ed at the G&M. (Don't even bother with Althia Raj's pearl-clutching that got us to this point.)

Finally, I was going to title this piece "Alt/Suicide/Holiday" but felt that the name of a "pro-choice" Usenet forum was too obscure of a culture reference, even as those of a certain age and technical aptitude are cracking GeoCities and Eternal September jokes as Twitter self-immolates. So I borrowed a line from Joni Mitchell, who has one of the most beautiful and heart-rending "non-traditional" Christmas songs — and, yes, it's set in Canada (the Rideau Canal, specifically, which is right outside of the Kevin McCallister house where Justin Trudeau currently lives; the song was released the same year he was born, what a coincidence).

So here now, without further ado, is the grown-up Christmas list that I sent to the ministerial trio.

🎄🎄🎄

Dear Ministers Lametti, Duclos, and Bennett:

 

I am writing to you with regards to ongoing developments in the legislation enacting a framework to expand medical assistance in dying (MAiD) in Canada. Though I am not a Canadian citizen myself, I felt it was important to reach out to you with some concerns that I have, about a potential delay in finalizing the protocols surrounding MAiD as an option where mental illness is the sole or primary reason for an affected patient’s request.

 

I recognize that the issue of medically-assisted dying or clinical euthanasia is an emotionally fraught one, with input and conversations coming from numerous quarters in the community: medical practitioners; patient (self-)advocates (and their friends, family, and other close associates); nonprofit organizations representing patients such as Death With Dignity; and diverse opinions from members of the disabled community, their caregivers, and others designated to speak on their behalf.

 

The reason I am contacting you is because I, myself, am a person who could reasonably considered a “stakeholder” in the disabled community, who is vehemently supportive of the expansion of MAiD for mental illness, in that I suffer from a diagnosed condition myself. I am disappointed and in fact heartbroken that the official date of expanding MAiD to sufferers of mental ill health is likely to be put off. I am writing to express my sincerest hope that the Government of Canada will not legislate a date too far in the future, and that mental illness as the sole criteria for MAiD will not be dropped altogether from the framework. I hope that you will take the time to read my letter and take my experiences under consideration as you move forward with modifications to this law.

 

As stated above, I am not a Canadian citizen or permanent resident. I have in fact never been to Canada, though it is on my “bucket list” to visit someday. I am, rather, a citizen by birth and lifelong resident of the United States — a place that, I’m sure you are aware, has been through quite a lot of social and political turmoil in recent years, and which does not presently have a robust or equitable public health framework. It does, however, have a thriving network of activists on various issues, as Canada also does. Some, many even, of the individuals who have taken part in protests for the broader cause of what they consider to be “social justice,” can be overzealous and myopic in their approach, becoming reflexively hostile to dissenting viewpoints. Despite our lack of an all-encompassing public healthcare program, the United States also has one of the most highly regarded systems of medical research in the world. Unfortunately, it appears to have been the case that over time, objective inquiry into scientific research for some of the most debilitating health conditions has been sabotaged in certain ways by this activist community, with serious consequences for the greater cause of improving public health.

 

And that increasingly combative intersect at the juncture of medical science and community activism is where I find myself seeking a third way of resolving what has been my own lived experience.

 

The struggles that I have endured for all of my life as a person suffering from a neurological disorder properly categorized as a birth defect has led me to research medical assistance in dying. When I first heard that Canada was set to offer it as an option for those grappling with non-terminal ailments, I was initially excited: though countries such as Belgium, Switzerland, and the Netherlands currently allow what is often called “euthanasia tourism,” traveling overseas is not at all conducive for many of us “across the pond,” including myself. I had hoped to be able to pursue options over the border, only to find that “euthanasia tourism” was exempted from the MAiD framework. I am therefore writing to request that your government reconsider this.

 

As a comparative, Minister Karina Gould had indicated, just after the U.S. Supreme Court overturned the Roe v. Wade precedent regarding legal abortion, American girls and women would have the option to travel to Canada if necessary to safely and humanely end their pregnancies in a clinical setting. I sincerely hope that you will consider that there are Americans who wish to end their suffering in a safe and clinical setting, but that we cannot do so here. MAiD is only legal in a few states and only for terminal conditions. It is not legal anywhere in my country if one is suffering from a non-terminal physical ailment, let alone a mental, psychological or neurological one.

 

It has become my perspective, informed by lived experience, that quite a few suicides and would-be suicides were and are abortions that never happened. I fully expect more than a few “children of Dobbs” to end up taking their own lives at some point, because their mothers never had the opportunity to exercise patient autonomy and avoid bringing children into the world in undesired circumstances. That is a philosophical discussion that goes beyond the scope of this letter, but it is also one that some of the most vocal activists against both abortion and euthanasia appear unwilling to engage in.

 

And that is what brings me to the central focus of this letter.

 

As stated in the opening paragraph, I am well aware that MAiD is an emotionally fraught issue for not just clinicians and patients, but members of activist communities, many of whom believe they are fighting an existential crisis for which nothing less than total abolition of the MAiD framework will suffice, and that the legalization of it in and of itself amounts to a normalization of “genocide.” Some members of these communities believe that the MAiD framework is being offered to people as a substitute for strengthening social service funding (a responsibility that I am aware rests largely upon the provinces). But many others have taken up a more personal mantle of “disability as identity.” There is no amount of social service funding that will convince these activists that MAiD in any form offered to the non-terminally disabled, and especially the mentally ill or cognitively disabled, is not a “hate crime perpetrated by an ableist mechanism of the carceral, colonial, capitalist state.” (Yes, this is really how they talk.)

 

It is these same activists, wielding the often-incomprehensible language of what they deem “social justice,” who have managed to sabotage medical and scientific research into the causes and origins of the most debilitating conditions that prompt patients to seek MAiD in the first place. Politically, they claim to represent an element of left-liberal ideology purporting to support diversity and tolerance. But their rhetoric and actions mimic that of some of the most motivated and vitriolic anti-abortion zealots of the religious-conservative right. (Their hostility to psychiatry and willingness to go to extreme lengths to hijack the field is arguably comparable to the Church of Scientology.)

 

I therefore urge you not to pay heed to them just because they self-identify as nominal progressives. They are authoritarians, first and foremost. And they have been significant players in why people like me, who do not agree with their goals, continue to suffer, while medical science throws up its hands.

 

One point of concern in the expansion of MAiD frameworks to include those suffering from mental health disorders is the question of “irremediability.” There has for decades been much debate over the best treatments for those suffering from things like major depressive disorder, anxiety, eating disorders, and so on. Research has come a long way in discovering new medications and therapeutic trainings that enable long-suffering patients to live a better quality of life. But nevertheless, the brain and the mind remains a puzzle that the world’s best researchers are still figuring out, and not everyone responds to medication or counseling. Some conditions in the D.S.M. don’t even have medication at all; namely, the neurodevelopmental disorders, such as Down’s or cerebral palsy, that are inborn, and condemn the person to misery throughout the entirety of his or her life.

 

I suffer from one of those “broken brain” disorders myself: autism spectrum disorder. All medical bodies are in agreement that A.S.D. is inborn, it is heritable, and it has no cure. At present there is an aggressive campaign seeking to thwart any attempt at finding one. It is comprised of many of the same people seeking to thwart the expansion of MAiD.

 

These “neurodiversity” activists, whose intent is to have brain-based disorders rebranded euphemistically as “differences” to be accepted or celebrated like left-handedness or red hair, are fond of the rallying cry: “nothing about us, without us.” Ostensibly they mean that no decisions affecting the community are to be made without input from members of that community. But the autism/mental illness “community” is no more of a monolith than people with left-hand dominance or red hair, and yet they insist they speak for all?

 

I was diagnosed at the tender age of eight in 1994, a time when an “explosion” of cases was making headlines all over the world. Parents and schoolteachers struggled to understand what was causing a phenomenon of “lost children,” many of whom were unable to verbally express their strife, and others who had a grasp on basic faculties but were unable to thrive in school or other social settings (and later on, the workforce, upon becoming adults). Some of them grew up to forcefully reject the scientific consensus that autism was a devastating birth defect, and to militantly pressure the medical community into altering its own perspective. But this is not a “personality quirk”; my entire existence has been rife with ostracism, stunted achievement, and a general sense of failure.

 

I am plenty articulate (more so in writing than conversation), but it took me ten years to earn what is otherwise known as a four-year bachelor’s degree. I have never been able to find gainful employment, as I develop an involuntary nervous stammer during interviews, a staccato that I can hear myself sputtering, and which leaves the recruiter with a sense that I am incompetent. I have come to the conclusion that I am unemployable. Numerous reports have shown that varying, but high, percentages of adult autism sufferers are in the same mire. Outlier individuals with this disorder who have become not just self-sufficient but successful, such as environmentalist Greta Thunberg, Scottish singer Susan Boyle, and the ever-controversial CEO of Twitter and Tesla Motors, Elon Musk, himself a Canadian with roots in Saskatchewan, do not disprove the rule. Mr. Musk has billions of dollars in his bank account. I would be lucky to have a penny to my name.

 

When my parents, who are in their seventies, are dead, I will likely become homeless. The “just expand social assistance” argument carries no weight in my situation. Regardless of the fact that it is highly unlikely the United States will have a public healthcare system like Canada’s or any other country, the values that I hold dear and which have been instilled in me from day one inform my perspective that “there is no such thing as a free lunch.” I have watched people struggle to make end’s meet, including in my own family. I would feel an overwhelming sense of guilt “taking” from them and being unable to give back.


A handout is not a life with dignity. Besides, it does not affect the prognosis of my condition: a housing program could provide everyone with a palatial estate instead of derelict apartments, and a universal basic income program could give everyone a million dollars. It would not make a paraplegic walk, silence the voices in a schizophrenic’s tormented mind, or make a person suffering from autism “not autistic” anymore, in whatever capacity (speaking ability, social/relational ability, employability, etc.). Besides, a job is more than money. It is a source of self-sufficient dignity. There is no greater source of shame and sorrow than being unable to earn one’s keep.

 

These activists, therefore, do not speak for me. This disorder has destroyed my life. I have practically become a recluse. I am just thirty-six, but I hope to not live to be forty. Honestly, I would be better off if autism was a terminal illness, because what doesn’t kill you doesn’t always make you stronger. In fact, I consider it “a fate worse than death.”

 

I therefore implore you to ignore these activists, in the same manner as Campaign Life Coalition ought not have input into an abortion bill, and to know where it is that they are coming from. If a delay in MAiD expansion must be had, then I urge you to not put off the expansion for much longer (one recent article in The Globe & Mail reported a group of psychiatrists asking for 2024). I also hope that you will sincerely give consideration to my request to rethink exempting foreigners from the MAiD program in Canada.

 

I realize that my input carries much less weight than that of a homegrown Canadian. But mental illness knows no nationality, no borders — no arbitrary distinctions at all, and so it is my sincerest wish this holiday season that you will read my letter and give pause to my concerns. I also would like the Prime Minister to be made aware that I have the utmost respect and admiration for the longtime campaigning and advocacy for mental health awareness and compassion that his mother, Margaret Trudeau, has engaged in for many years, an inspiring legacy that he continues along with Mrs. Grégoire-Trudeau.

 

Honorable Ministers, I thank you kindly for your attention to this matter. May you and your families have a wonderful Christmas holiday, and a hopeful and positive New Year.

 

And a big, fat, ho-ho-humbug to all the anti-choice hypocrites and activist militants, who deserve coal in their stockings and a flaming bag of shit on their front porches! Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!




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The world needs more Canada. Especially the elephant in the bed. I'm an American observer peeking over the hedge, writing about Canadian politics and culture — including foreign relations with its nearest (and most unpredictable) neighbour — from my unlucky perch south of the 49th parallel.

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