Friday, April 30, 2021
The Pigeon Wears Combat Boots
Saturday, April 24, 2021
His Better Half
You know, the name Justin comes from a Roman emperor, Justinian, who commissioned the construction of a very famous cathedral for his wife Theodora — who was also a singer, actress and socialite. Its name translates as the Temple of Wisdom, for which he felt she was the embodiment of.
You know it today as the Hagia Sophia.
By the way: a philosopher, translates as someone who loves wisdom, or someone who loves... Sophia.
It'd be incredibly romantic if Justinian the philosopher-king could have a magnificent temple built for his Sophia (or even a garage at the summer home, geez). At least in those days the emperor didn't have an annoying pigeon (or a Turkey) over his shoulder, squawking about the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Anyway. Have a good weekend and a very happy birthday, Sophie. Rest up, feel better, and have fun.
Friday, April 23, 2021
Zeneca, The Younger
Little Melania-esque moment as Justin Trudeau tries to take Sophie's hand while she's getting the vaccine and she pushes him away.
Tuesday, April 20, 2021
She Works Hard for the Money
Though she is little, she is quite fierce! Now that's what I call a confidence vote. Chrystia Freeland's precedent-setting budget tabled yesterday was a truly impressive feet — er, feat. Not just for the what but the who and the why. So let's take a look inside! O Canada, Freeland Strong and Tru'...
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Freeland, as #cdnpoli observers well know, is not only Canada's first female Deputy Prime Minister but the first female Finance Minister. That's yuge to finally have a woman in charge of, well, the nation's purse strings, and it's in keeping with the Tru Grits' commitment to "Add women, change politics." Which is why the stuffy old men of the news "business" — the profession where she once worked, as a journalist with The Financial Times — were and are so quick to try and undercut her. (Which is not to say that Mr. Ivana Pravdavich qualifies as a "journalist," but there ya go.)
In fact, not long after she started delivering a herstory-making speech in the HoC, the press cut away to Dumbfuck O'Toole to get his reaction. Like we really fucking need to watch another tantrum from a stupid white guy. (Narrator: We did not fucking need to watch another tantrum from a stupid white guy.)
But just in case you were curious, here's his reaction.
Anyway, now back to our regularly-scheduled awesomesauce. Oh, and by the way, those heels that she's wearing to stomp on those garbage old men, were designed by a female small-business owner, whose hard work Mme. Freeland has chosen to highlight and support. I didn't know there was a "new shoe" tradition for Canadian Budget Day but she just made it infinity times more fabulous. (But comfy, practical sneakers work just as well too.)
So what's in the goodie bag?
Well, the big takeaway from yesterday of course was
📣 PUBLICLY-FUNDED 📣
📣 AFFORDABLE 📣
📣 UNIVERSAL CHILDCARE 📣
Because it's 2021.
Dale Smith has a good roundup, because wait, there's more:
The budget was released yesterday, and lo, the commitment to child care was huge – $30 billion over five years in order to build a national system of $10/day early learning and child care, which is huge money – money that will make it very, very hard for provinces to refuse. It’s not going to be immediate, but a process to build to that system, which they have already put work into over the past five years, but it’s a much more robust commitment than we have seen in the past. It means more negotiations with provinces, however, as well as an asymmetrical agreement with Quebec so that they can still get funding to augment their existing subsidised child care system.
More from Dale in his latest at Loonie Politics, plus a video on how the current Liberal government might actually be able to push childcare through this time.
In addition to childcare, the 2021 budget offers investments in climate, housing, Indigenous communities, taxes on rich people's toys and the Big Brother internet juggernauts, a "full suite" of reproductive healthcare services, adjustments to student loans, $400M to combat sexual abuse in the military (take that, concern trolls on the Defence committee), important investments in biotech research so that the next time there's a pandemic (and there will be a next time), Canada and the WHO won't get fooled again...
What's that John Ivison? How's that crow ye eating, ye fanny? Tastes like chicken, no? I hope it leaves a bad taste in your mouth and you get nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.
How it started:
How it's going:
If you're so inclined and you've got no plans this weekend, you can read the budget either as a 730-page (!) PDF or a scrollable HTML page, and the online preamble and Chrystia's address before Parliament. Or you can watch it. She has a really nice necklace on, but it's her delusional detractors who are clutching their pearls.
Because what's really great about this budget is how groundbreaking it is (like a pair of stilettos, puncturing the pavement and grinding the patriarchy into rubble), and yet... how sensible, like a working mom's pair of track shoes. That's our Chrystia, the Reebok Princess. (See also, Kamala's Chucks and Pearls.)
Which of course doesn't preclude the usual idiot extremists of both the Cons and the Dipshits from complaining about it. And about Chrystia. She's either a spendthrift and a redistributive communist who's destroying the deficit with her high heels, or a Nazi dominatrix about to stomp on the face of the oppressed for all eternity with either her Manolos or her Sauconys. Both things can be true, of course, because Canada has no serious opposition who aren't drunk on Twitter partisan conspiracy theory Kool-Aid. They also have more "issues" than the back catalogue of Canadian Geographic. It's almost like they want her to spank them with a rolled-up copy of The Economist. (Especially Pigeon Pete.) But Liberals are Tru-Anons, right? Say no to political cults!
In short, this is the opposition's response. Highly illogical indeed.
Clowns to the left of her, jokers to the right. The Elf on the Shelf is a Jedi master troll. Chef's.... kiss.
Anyway, that's my read on the #GirlBoss budget. You can go peek at some of the other responses to this, like Liberal strategist and Herle Burly podcaster Scott Reid's smart take on the "framing" of the budget and the NDP's disingenuousness about the infamous no-confidence vote of 2005 that killed off Paul Martin's government and with it, the Liberals' childcare framework for a whole decade of darkness. Or conservatives like Sean Speer and Danielle Kubes crying like babies in need of, well, childcare to put them in timeout. Once you're done laughing at the cons, read some intelligent analysis from Anne Casselman at The Walrus and the always no-nonsense nice guy Aaron Wherry at CBC Politics. There's sure to be more dribs and drabs as the budget debate kicks off and with it, the real countdown to Election 44. So stay tuned, and filter out the signal from the noise.
And let this be a reminder to the fringe loonies aiming their small peen machines at Canada's next Girl Boss: She works hard for the money, so you better damn well treat her right.
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